Are you dressing up in a jacket or coat in the morning but ending the day without one? If yes then Autumn is here.
So yesterday I didn’t update because I was busy.
I was busy buying the Wind Waker HD and GTA V. And now I’m busy watching Toonami, and will be busy playing the Wind Waker HD and GTA V.
Then Pokemon comes out.
I have a lot to do.
This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of 2004. The assignment was to pick an enangered species, and explain why it's important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from the original. Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2 I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas. Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches. Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala. If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his fucking ass. The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back with their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for. Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why koalas are not important because there are dumb.
The only option is to destroy Canada and Italy entirely. That way the leaks stop.
I offer my Gyrados to the cause.
(Author’s Note: BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALL LOVE MY POEMS SO MUCH, HERE’S ANOTHER YOU FILTHY HUMANS. Also, trying to space the stanzas, each stanza is a haiku but the coding of this site won’t let me do it right.)
Forever lays still,
darkness enshrouds the future,
and man marches on.
We have no fear here,
on Luna, a harsh Mistress,
we’ve made a new home.
Cold gray ground beneath,
terrors watching from above
in infinite Black.
What lies beyond us?
It is that which gives us hope.
Driving our Seeking.
So we’re used to seeing superheroes in the modern day, but I kind of think it’d be cool to see a Justice League in the 1920s comic or movie. Superman would have landed just before 1900, Aquaman could have been around when the Titanic sank so he saved it, Batman would use spring mechanisms and clockwork for gadgets. We’d have the villains using the stuff available - oil, coal, steam, etc.
Maybe with the presence of Lex Luthor in the 1920s the atomic era would come early.
I think this needs to happen.